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lir: the doggie with taks brain

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Outside Tak`s hotdog stand Tak is standing with a dog (looks like GIR in his disguise only white, thick floppy ears, and eye lashes)
Tak: "now, my little robot dog, go to Dib`s house,find as much about Zim as possible"
The dog just stands there and you hear beeping from it, then Tak realizes something
Tak: "oh, right" She goes inside and a few seconds later, comes out with a S.I.R. unit memory disk, opens the dog`s head, and puts it in the memory slot, then puts a pink collar with a purple tag on the dog (has an upside down female military Irkan symbol, but only with the circle and antenna, and on the back of the tag it says LIR)
Tak: "ok, now go" LIR runs in Dib and Gaz`s house direction, and Tak laughs


Gaz opens the door, and looks down and gets wide eyed as you see LIR sitting on the door step acting cute; she picks up LIR and brings her inside the house. And the camera pans over to Dib as he is running with a glass juice and he runs into Gaz, making her soaking wet, and she scowls at him
Gaz: "that's it Dib I`m going to make you pay, attack!!!"Thinking she`s talking to her, LIR bares her teeth and goes after Dib, he runs past the corner of the hallway and LIR runs after him
Dib: "Gaz, get this dog off of me!!"Gaz comes around the corner and you see Dib on the floor and LIR biting his hair, and she just laughs at the site of her brother getting beat up by a white puff ball
Gaz: "that's enough for now, stop dog" LIR immediately lets go of Dib, and comes to Gaz`s side, and Gaz notices the collar, and bends down and looks at the back of the tag
Gaz: "LIR, (LIR perks up at the sound of her name) huh, that must be your name, but it doesn't say an address, o-well"
Dib gets up with his hair bent
Dib: "but Gaz, you can`t just keeps someone's dog"
Gaz: "you're just jealous that she`s a foot tall and beat you up" Dib gets mad, and Gaz goes to her room, and LIR coughs up a puff of Dib`s black hair then follows Gaz


At Zim`s house, Dib walks up to the door and knocks on it, Zim opens it
Dib: "I saw your little dog thing Zim, and whatever it is your doing it`s not going to work"
Zim: "I assure you Dib, I have no idea what you're talking about; I'm working on weasels that feed on shoes, not white fluffy dogs"
Dib: "ok then, what showed up at my door?" Zim shrugs and almost closes the door then opens it again
Zim: "you know Dib; I'm not the only Irkan on earth" He closes the door, and Dib finally realizes who he`s talking about
Dib: "Tak!"


Dib walks up to the Delicious Winnies® stand
Worker: "what`ll it be"
Dib: "I'd like to speak with Tak, the owner`s daughter please"
Worker: "use the door" A door is right next to the stand, and Dib knocks on it, Tak opens the odd looking door
Tak: "what do you want" now the door is fully opened "oh Dib, it`s you, sorry about that Moofy has been coming around every hour, and it`s been driving me crazy"
Dib: "so Tak, is it possible you left a little white dog at my door?"
Tak: "a little white dog, no doesn`t ring a bell, ok bye!" Tak shuts the door immediately, and the camera pans around to the inside of the house
Tak: "Dib is smart, I got to find Zim`s weakness before Dib recovers her robotic form" She pulls out a remote to LIR`s memory disk and starts' moving the handle, looks down at it, then pushes a button that says 'on/off'


At Dib and Gaz`s house LIR`s eyes turn red for a few seconds, gets up on two legs, then starts moving to Dib`s room, she pushes open the door, and jumps into the computer desk chair and starts typing something on his computer, then the door opens, and she hides under the desk. Dib walks in, and notices his laptop opened, he sits down and sees what is typed on his file search 'Zim`s main weaknesses'
Dib: "I didn`t search this" then realizes who typed it "LIR, I know that you're in here" LIR `s eyes turn pink, (Tak turned off the remote) blinks a few times, then reluctantly comes out of the desk
Dib: "now why would a dog, look up Zim`s weakness on my computer? " Dib looks at her seriously, and then LIR cracks
LIR: really quick (sounds like a child/robot version of brit nicols voice) "ok you got me, Tak built me to find out about Zim, then destroy him, because your sister is protecting him from her, and she`s sometimes remote controlling me by my memory disk" she takes a copal of deep breaths, and sniffs while Dib looks very surprised that she actually talked
Dib: "why did you attack me earlier?"
LIR: "I need to gain Gaz`s trust and, I like her way better than Tak, just don`t tell her I said that" Dib looking satisfied clicks 'enter' and a page comes up with lines (you can`t interpret what the words are) LIR scans them with a beam of purple light from her eyes, then her tummy growls
Dib: "Does that mean you got the information?"
LIR: "no, that means I'm hungry, but I did get the info" her tummy growls again "let`s eat"
They both walk into the kitchen and LIR gets two loafs of bread, peanut butter, and a banana and lays them on the table and makes a sandwich, and happily bites into it
LIR: with her mouth covered in peanut butter "you want one?"
Dib: "umm, no thanks I'm good" and he takes a bite of a chicken drum stick with a bowl of sour cream in his other hand, and Gaz walks into the kitchen and LIR quickly takes the sandwich, jumps off the chair, and sits dog stile on the floor with the sandwich on a plate which is on the floor, taking bites of it using her mouth, but Gaz doesn't notice the jump at all, she gets a slice of pizza, pats LIR on the head, sits down across from Dib, and starts eating


In Tak`s base you see the information that LIR scanned being downloaded into her computer, with Tak standing in front of the screen, looking at every word
Tak: "yes, my plan is going perfectly, I just hope the disk doesn't gets broken then I won`t be in control of LIR at all, nah that won`t happen and if it does I'll just use Mimi" Tak realizes she could have used Mimi, she takes Mimi`s disk and inserts it in to the computer and the file downloads into it, then Tak puts it back and Mimi`s eyes glow and she swivels out the window
Tak: "won`t be needing you" and she smashes the remote to LIR `s disk


At Dib and Gaz`s house LIR` s eyes turn red, and then the red drains from her eyes showing her normal eyes, then she blinks and shakes her head for a second, then finishes her sandwich she was eating earlier, and then jumps on the couch, circles a few times, then falls asleep, then her ears twitch, and suddenly the door flings opened, and two bandits spring into the house and before anyone can react they take Gaz and Dib and spring right back into their car, LIR jumps from the couch to the yard, and runs after them but she can`t keep up with the old stile van, and knocks into a skateboard stand. Keeping an eye on the van she takes a board and puts two mini rockets on the back aisle and fires after them, weaving through a crowd, and scraping railings on the way to a forest covered building. She turns into the drive way and follows the men into the building, with Gaz and Dib in their hands.


In the abandon building LIR climbs a latter to a wooden balcony overseeing the men, Gaz, and Dib who are both tied to chairs
Dib: "what is the meaning of this?"
Man 1: "we need a little leverage for professor membrane, and you two are perfect"
Dib: "why didn't you just come up with some invention?"
Man 2: "I told you that's what we should have done instead of this stupid plan!!"
Man1: "you came up with it"
Gaz: "if you want to keep all your limbs, you untie me and Dib now!!"
Man 2: "you're funny, so you two make yourselves at home; you're going to be here a wile"
LIR: "I don`t think so!" LIR jumps off the balcony and attacks one of the men and the other man grabs a big stick and smacks LIR into a poorly made cage
Man 2: "ha that was your rescue a fluffy dog" both men go into a room with just a couch and a TV
LIR with lasers from her eyes cuts a hole in the door of the cage and walks stealthily to Gaz and Dib and unties them both
Dib: "LIR you came for us, but how, I mean how`d you keep up with the car?"
LIR: "skateboard with rockets" now Gaz is shocked at LIR talking and heading toward the door
LIR: "let`s get out a here" they all walk out of the building and you here the rockets go off


Outside Zim`s house GIR walks out the door and heads to the road
Zim: "make sure you get a lot of it GIR, I need it for my plan"
GIR: "okay" he skips down the street singing to himself "goanna get some cupcakes" over and over and at one point you see LIR walking down the street and they spot each other, and LIR `s pupils almost fill her entire eyes with them sparkling and she keeps walking with a huge smile on her face, GIR on the other hand just stands there drooling, then Mimi swerves around GIR, and he falls over and Mimi just glares at him
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